A completely overrated holiday if you ask me, there is so much stress that is only put on by companies. It’s truly a Hallmark Holiday. Yet, here I am, year after year, trying to make the most of it. One particular year really stands out to me in terms of shitty Valentine’s Days.
For those of you who don’t know, a double date, as you might be able to guess, is when 2 couples go out on a date together. Double dates are honestly the easiest way to get back into dating. You get to hang out with your friends and you are in a totally non-pressure situation. This past weekend I went on my first ever double date.
You know that feeling of terror when someone wants to try anal, it’s your first time, and you don’t know what to expect? Should I douche? What’s a douche? Will it hurt? Do I have a nice butt hole? The Kylie Jenner bleaches her butt hole, should I bleach mine? What if I have a weird butt hole?? WHAT IF I HAVE TO POOP!?