If you’ve been reading my last post or two you would know that I am seeing someone new. Having a place where I write about my sexual experiences means that you all get up close and personal with my partner too. I thought that asking him a series of sex related questions would help give you all a better idea of who he is. So without further adieu, I’d like to introduce you to JN.

 Would you want an open relationship

Yeah, I sorta had one, but I wouldn’t want one again. It was a lot of drama. It didn’t even really feel like we were together. Plus I know my significant other is more attractive than me and I live in the middle of nowhere. 

How many people have you slept with?

I didn’t study for this! 40 something maybe. 

What’s your dirtiest sexual fantasy?

Most of my fantasies are pretty boring now. Most of the time I just want to eat Chinese food, have sex and watch star wars. 

Where on your body is your favourite place to be touched?

Back and shoulders.

Where’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex

My niece’s bedroom, because it used to be my bedroom but my bed was in there still. Though she wasn’t home! It did have Disney princesses on the wall already.

If you could choose what I was wearing right now, what would you choose?

Really short shorts and my button-up flannel. Actually, scratch the shorts, just the shirt.

If you could have sex anywhere in the world, where would it be?

In a bedroom, on a bed. Sex is sex, I don’t think the location matters anymore.

Have you ever been caught having sex?

I was caught getting a handjob as a teenager, but not actually having sex, no. I did get caught by my ex’s kid though.

Do you prefer to give or receive?

Tricky, It’s pretty close. Everyone is a little bit selfish. Who doesn’t love to receive?

If we were out for dinner and I said I wanted to have sex right now, what would you do?

Pay the bill and get out.

Have you ever sent nudes of yourself?

Yup! Can’t even lie about that one you know the answer. 

Have you ever made a sex tape? If not, would you want to?

Yeah, it was like 2 minutes long. 

What’s the first thing that sexually attracts you to someone?

I don’t know a pretty face, it’s usually the first thing I’m looking at. 

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?

The one time I lasted 30 seconds. 

What would you like to do more of in bed?

Have you over.

Would you say you have any fetishes?

Not really.

Do you like to kiss during sex?

Yup.

What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sex? 

Oh god, like two years. Or the 16 years before I lost my virginity.

What’s a surefire way to turn you on?

Grab my dick, or cuddle and rub my back.

Do you prefer one night stands or longer term sexual partners?

Long term.

Do you prefer to be on top or bottom?

Most of the time top.

What’s your favourite time of day to have sex?

Right before bed so I can go to sleep after. Or the morning. 

Rough or romantic sex?

Passionate sex would be my choice

What’s your favourite place to be kissed?

Neck, or collarbone area

What’s the best thing about our sex life?

The part where I go down on you for 30 seconds and then you tell me to get back up there because you already want to have sex.

If I ever caught you masturbating, would you stop or would you finish?

Probably just keep going, I’ve already got that far and now you know.

Would you/have you had group sex?

I had a three sum once. It was a little awkward.

How often do you masturbate?

Honestly depends on the time of year. Usually like 3-4 times a week. Sometimes 26 times a day, that is my record. That was years ago, don’t expect me to pull that off now.

What do you think about toys in the bedroom?

I love having my boba fett action figure in my room. Actually though, I don’t mind. I haven’t used too many of them with someone before. 

If you could only touch me in one place, where would it be?

Your butt. I think it’s the part I touch the most anyway.

How would you describe your package?

One of them thicc boys.

Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

Yup.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you weren’t supposed to hook up with?

No.

Have you ever done it with someone you weren’t attracted to?

Yeah I just wanted to get laid.

What is your favorite part of my body?

That really cute butt, and your pretty face.

What was your first impression of me?

Damn she is cute. 

What is it that you enjoy the most during sex?

The intimacy.

If you had to choose just one which one would it be: Have sex every day for the rest of your life with me or get head by random girls every day for the duration of a year?

Obviously sex with you for the rest of my life, that is every day! Who knows if the random girls would be any good.

What do you do to turn me on? 

Nibbling on your earlobe seems to work pretty well.

Moral of The Story: You can learn something new about your partner every day!