Heated Tongue Vibrator Review

It was the name at first that intrigued me, Heating Tongue Vibrator… Interesting. What would that entail exactly? I had never heard of a toy that was meant to replicate the movements of a tongue. 

When I was asked by Paloqueth to review a product for them I was more than happy to do so! My blog has become a creative outlet for me to work on my writing and as a way to express myself in different ways. Doing reviews like this allows me to bring my own opinion on a product. 

** Disclaimer: Paloqueth did send me this product in exchange for a review but it at no point as changed my view/ opinions on this product.

Choosing a Product:

Paloqueth has plenty of toys to choose from! I wanted to choose a product that I wouldn’t typically purchase myself, something out of my comfort zone. When searching through their website (insert link) I came across the Heating Tongue Vibrator and I was instantly drawn to it. After reading the description of it I knew it was something I wanted to try.

Shipping and Packaging:

All of their products coming into Canada are purchased and shipped through Amazon, this makes the package discreet and unidentifiable to your neighbours (Bonus!). I got the vibrator within two days of placing the order and I was so excited. It came in the usual brown cardboard box and amazon tape. When I opened it there was a sleek black box, undamaged and just waiting for me to open it. The vibrator was in a bubble wrap sleeve and I was impressed with the condition that everything came in. Sometimes my amazon packages are a bit banged up, so I wasn’t sure what to expect. 

First Impression:

When I had it in my hand I was interested in the little ribbed nubs on the top. I have never been a big fan of ribbed condoms but I thought this would be a subtle reintroduction. The material felt soft and the nubs were pliable, the handle of the vibrator seemed like a cheaper plastic, nothing too exciting but then again it is just a handle. The buttons were a bit tricky, you had to really push them down and hold it to turn the toy on. Compared to Yummy Sunshine I preferred their gentle and subtle buttons.

I turned on the heating because this was a new thing for me. I am always very cold so anything that warms up, I am drawn to. The toy slowly warmed within 30 seconds. When I hit the power button it made the toy vibrate, and it wasn’t until I clicked the rotating button did the toy came to life. It was shaking and jerking all over, making my hand move with it as I was holding it. At first I was shocked by its power, and then a little scared. How the hell am I going to use this if its flapping all over the place?! 

First Experience:

It was first thing in the morning, I woke up sleepy and knew there was only one thing that would make me wake up enough to get ready for work, an orgasm. I reached for the Heated Tongue Vibrator and thought, “There is no time better than now, we might as well try it!” I turned the power button on and got comfortable with the vibrations first. I placed the toy on the clit and was a bit turned off by the feeling of the rubber nubs, they weren’t painful but just seemed a bit off for me. Thinking it might be better with the rotation turned on I clicked the button and was honestly just confused. I placed it near my clit but it just kept smacking around and it wasn’t pleasant. I tried using it inside me but that was almost worse, I couldn’t get it in me with the rotation turned on. I ended up turning off the rotation altogether, it made the toy extremely loud and it ended up just turning me off.

I was still able to get off using the vibrations, but it definitely won’t be my first option when I go to reach for a toy. After using it, I was curious about cleaning it. There are many small groves and nubs and I didn’t think that just washing it with water and soap would be enough. I got out a toothbrush I used for cleaning and used that, it was the best way to get into every nook and cranny. 

Overall Thoughts:

I have used the toy a few times since my first experience, trying out the rotating feature every time thinking that I am just using it wrong. I have yet to figure out the best way to make it work for me. I went into this experience with no expectations about the company or the product. I was very pleased with the communication between the company and myself, the shipping and packaging were great as well. The materials did seem a bit on the cheaper side but still held up to washing and use. I have used the toy for maybe a total of 30-45 minutes and have yet to charge it. I wouldn’t recommend this toy for anyone who is looking for something discrete, the toy is quite loud. If anyone else gets this toy please let me know if you liked the rotation setting, I am still confused by it all!

Moral Of The Story: Human tongues are great, a mechanical one…  well, I haven’t found a good one yet.

Buy The Heated Tongue Vibrator Here

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